mar/24/2024
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I did it folks.
I can't believe I beat Toontown.
welp, time for the grind.


Are YOU Toon Enough?

In which I could've just kept all these records in a notebook or something, but I thought making a dedicated webpage for them would be more fun.


[profile + stats] - [drops checklist] - [misc.]

Toontown: Corporate Clash is just one of the many private servers that exist for the late Toontown: Online, an old early-2000s MMORPG geared towards kids that was made by Disney.
In 2013, the game's servers were shut down, but thanks to the ever-burning passion of the game's fanbase, its spirit still lives on to this day.
Corporate Clash in particular includes a bunch of new in-game content, from gameplay systems to boss fights, along with several nice quality-of-life changes.

I won't drone on too much about the game itself here. This page will mainly be used to keep track of my game progress, among other things.

also a proud Taskline Managers fan here.


Main Toon
Grand ol' Jinglesprocket
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Laff: 120
Playground: Drowsy Dreamland
Kudos Tasks: Acorn Acres
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Gag Tracks:
Toon-up: Level 8‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎Trap: Level 8
Lure: MAX‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ Throw: MAX
Squirt: MAX‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎Zap: MAX
Sound: MAX ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎Drop: Level 2

Frequent Prestiges:
Throw, Lure, Zap, Trap

recent musings
Well folks, I did it. I finally beat Toontown: Corporate Clash (well, beat the Main Taskline, at least). Grouped with some other folks who were fighting the Directors for the first time, and someone who seemed to know the fight pretty well. I still find it really funny that all three of the Directors only get one line of dialogue each throughout their entire introductory cutscene. Kinda makes it feel like we aren't supposed to pay attention to them too much, since their fight is currently serving as some sort of placeholder for the real final fight (against the Boardbot Department Head, and maybe also the Chairman). All and all, the fight went really smoothly, and I had a great time. I guess now all that's left is the rest of the Kudos and Street Managers for me.

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needlessly flexing keeping
track of my Manager Drops

other Managers will appear on
this list as I defeat them.

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Duck Shuffler:
  • ✅️ Duck Shuffler Sticker
  • (obtained after 35 defeats)
  • Money Bag
    (don't actually remember when I got this one, probably somewhere around sept/12/2023??)
Deep Diver:
  • Deep Diver Sticker (obtained sept/30/2023)
  • ✅️ Diver Boots (obtained after 20 defeats)
Gatekeeper:
  • Gatekeeper Sticker (obtained sept/18/2023)
  • Shield (obtained after 14 defeats)
  • ⏹️ Armored Outfit
  • ⏹️ Armored Greaves
Bellringer:
  • Bellringer Sticker obtained after 9 defeats)
  • ✅️ Cowbell (obtained after 10 defeats)
Mouthpiece:
  • ⏹ Mouthpiece Sticker
  • ⏹️ Mouthpiece's Glasses
Firestarter:
  • ⏹ Firestarter Sticker
  • ⏹️ Firestarter Helmet
  • ✅️ Firestoker (obtained after 4 defeats)
Treekiller:
  • ⏹ Treekiller Sticker
  • ⏹️ Stump Hat

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Prethinker:
  • Prethinker Sticker (obtained after 22 defeats)
  • ✅️ Smart Cap (obtained after 20 defeats)
Rainmaker:
  • ⏹ Rainmaker Sticker
  • ⏹️ Storm Cloud
Witch Hunter:
  • ⏹ Witch Hunter Sticker
  • ⏹️ Pitchfork
  • ⏹️ Caddish Chapeau
Multislacker:
  • ⏹ Multislacker Sticker
  • ⏹️ Multislacker's Hat
Major Player:
  • ⏹ Major Player Sticker
  • ⏹ Saxophone
  • ⏹ Solemn Rose
Plutocrat:
  • ⏹ Plutocrat Sticker
  • ⏹ Brain Freeze Hat

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notes:
  • me right after getting the Bellringer Sticker: lol wouldn't it be funny if I immediately fought him again and got the Cowbell
  • ...so guess what happened.
  • The Money Bag was my very first clothing drop! (I will treasure it always...)
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and now, some other things.
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Might as well share my thoughts on some of my favorite characters here.
As I've mentioned previously, I am a fan of the Taskline Managers.
They may not have very much going for them in terms of actual character depth, but I'd say what we have right now is already a great start.
The Derrick Man is just so loveably failman to me, the LAA is super goofy and expressive, the PR Representative deserves better, period.
TL;DR, I just think the Taskline Managers are neat.

I am also very fond of Prethinker and Bellringer. Gatekeeper and Major Player are also really neat.
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Just want to keep these two Backstage Corporate Clash articles here.

The Taskline Managers (Part 1):
The Derrick Man, LAA and PRR

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The Taskline Managers (Part 2):
The Directors

You know I love me some insider info on how some of my favorite characters came to be.
I have also yet to meet any of the Directors in-game, but they all seem pretty neat so their article gets a spot here too.
Really am looking forward to what the Corporate Clash Crew has planned for these guys later down the line.

EDIT: Having now met the Directors in-game for the first time, I'd say they're also pretty up there in terms of favorite characters for me, despite how under-utilized they all are.
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Goals List

  • fight the Chainsaw Consultant
  • ⏹️ fight the Pacesetter
  • ⏹️ fight an Overclocked Chief Legal Officer
  • ⏹️ be there for an April Toons Event
  • ⏹️ max out all the Gag Tracks I want to use
  • ⏹️ obtain 150 Laff

photo album


got randomly invited to an "infiltration" of Boardbot HQ. I've never been in a space alongside this many Toons before (willingly, at least).


took this shot during my first C.F.O. run.




I remember I had to do a double take when reading through this Toon's dialogue.


do it for him :D (wanted so badly to ask if I could join, but was too afraid...)




was in this one Rainmaker fight with some other Toons.
our luck was really bad the whole way through, and we were certain that we were going to get party wiped thanks to this one Heavy Rain transition right as we were about to beat her.
but somehow I and one of the other Toons there managed to BARELY hang on by the skin of our teeth while Rainmaker TOOK HERSELF OUT via the Heavy Rain transition. whole thing was wild.



saw this the moment I logged in post-1.6 update maintenance. simply glorious.

and now, a collection of photos from all the pizza parties that were hosted during the 1.7 Director's Cut ARG.


at some point the host decided to run a boss rush of all the Street Managers, with different Toons swapping in and out every round.
it went about as well as you'd expect.




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